Post by Ribbs on Mar 16, 2005 19:01:24 GMT -5
A Cingular Hell
Current status: family of five, each with a cell phone. My wife and I each have service with AT&T on a long-standing business account, both using Nokia 6360 phones on AT&T’s digital network. Son #1 has service with T-Mobile using a newer model Nokia Bluetooth phone, son #2 has service with Cingular GSM (using a Christmas new Motorola Razor V3), and our daughter has service with T-Mobile using a Motorola phone.
The initial goal: to be able to use my wife’s and my cell phones with the existing Nokia handsfree kits in our Mercedes and BMW and also use them with the Bluetooth system in our new Toyota Prius. Through about an hour of internet and phone research I was able to determine that there is only one phone model that was ever made that can accomplish this – the Nokia 6310i. First obstacle – neither AT&T or Cingular or indeed, even Nokia, stocks this model any longer. Fortunately we have an old inactive one that needs minor refurbishing and I find that my son’s girlfriend has another old one that we can buy.
Wednesday, March 9th – I walk into a local cell phone store here in Malibu. The snotty clerk there tells me that he can handle everything and educates me that the 6310i that I have needs to be “unlocked” (a new term to me) and a new sim card needs to be installed before we go any further. He also smugly tells me that I basically can’t do what I want because the 6310i is a GSM phone and it is not compatible with my AT&T digital network. I ask him for advice and he states that I must switch to a GSM account. As my wife and I are with AT&T and it has been absorbed by Cingular, he advises that I switch to Cingular. Makes sense to me, but he can’t get me where I need to go because he can’t unlock my phone. So I move on without actually doing anything.
Thursday, March 10th – I drive to Agoura Hills to the Cingular store where I purchased my #2 son’s Razor last Christmas. After the very nice clerk there repeats the information I had gathered at my last stop, he tells me that he can unlock my 6310i and insert a sim card and “migrate” my service to Cingular, no problem. Alright! He begins the process, asking for my wife’s and my phone numbers. While typing away at his computer, his face falls. “Oh, I’m sorry. I can’t do this from here” “What do you mean?” I ask. He explains that because we are on a “business” account, he is locked out from accessing the necessary information. I ask “What now?” He says I will have to call Cingular directly. I still naively hope that I can take care of this in one stop, so I call from his store using my cell phone to migrate our service. Of course the reception in the store is horrible, but after 45 minutes of conversation with the Cingular rep, she informs me that she can’t finish the migration because her computer network is down that will allow her to access the business accounts! She tells me I will have to call back tomorrow. I gather pamphlets about Cingular’s “Family Plan”, which will enable me to consolidate all of our phones onto one account, thus reducing costs (hopefully) and paperwork. At least the guy in the store is able to unlock my old 6310i (for $35). I go home to lick my wounds.
Friday, March 11th – I call Cingular back, as requested. I spend well over two hours with a very patient and informative woman named “Tara”. We very carefully go over all of our existing services and she explains the benefits of the Cingular Family Plan as I look at the same on Cingular’s website. However she of course cannot access the information on the two T-Mobile accounts to determine the average usage on those phones or to determine when those contracts are up (or if there is a cancellation fee for leaving sooner). It is getting late (she was supposed to be off two hours earlier) and I now have further research to do with T-Mobile, so we agree that she will call me at 9am Monday to finish the order.
Saturday, March 12th – I call T-Mobile and in relatively short order find out that #1 son’s contract is in place until October 1st and that our daughter’s contract goes until December 27th. In each case there is a $200 cancellation fee to migrate to Cingular. I also find out their respective average usage and plans. At this point I realize that it makes sense to set up the family plan at Cingular with me, my wife and son #2, then add the other two kids one at a time as their T-Mobile contracts expire. I also buy the second used 6310i (which is locked, unfortunately) from my son’s girlfriend in eager anticipation of being able to finally get everything set up on Monday morning.
Sunday, March 13th – I do nothing related to this mess!
Monday, March 14th – Tara calls back as promised, albeit 30 minutes late. I start to tell her what my plan is after speaking with T-Mobile over the weekend, but she brings me up short with a new piece of unwanted news. She had hoped to be prepared to finish the migration for me, but she was told that this process would have to be handled by the “Blue Tiger Team”, due to the complexity and particular nature of this transaction. The Blue Tiger Team – I immediately conjure up images of unsmiling men in black uniforms outfitted with night-vision goggles and Uzis – “Step aside, ma’am, this is a matter for the Blue Tiger Team”. They won’t give her any more information and tell her that I must call them directly. I spend the rest of the day actually working for a living (I have to pay for these cell phones somehow), so I postpone calling the Blue Tiger Team until the next day. Meanwhile I have my handy assistant Nick drive over again to the Agoura Hills Cingular store to have the second 6310i unlocked (again, $35) and to buy two new Cingular sim cards.
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Current status: family of five, each with a cell phone. My wife and I each have service with AT&T on a long-standing business account, both using Nokia 6360 phones on AT&T’s digital network. Son #1 has service with T-Mobile using a newer model Nokia Bluetooth phone, son #2 has service with Cingular GSM (using a Christmas new Motorola Razor V3), and our daughter has service with T-Mobile using a Motorola phone.
The initial goal: to be able to use my wife’s and my cell phones with the existing Nokia handsfree kits in our Mercedes and BMW and also use them with the Bluetooth system in our new Toyota Prius. Through about an hour of internet and phone research I was able to determine that there is only one phone model that was ever made that can accomplish this – the Nokia 6310i. First obstacle – neither AT&T or Cingular or indeed, even Nokia, stocks this model any longer. Fortunately we have an old inactive one that needs minor refurbishing and I find that my son’s girlfriend has another old one that we can buy.
Wednesday, March 9th – I walk into a local cell phone store here in Malibu. The snotty clerk there tells me that he can handle everything and educates me that the 6310i that I have needs to be “unlocked” (a new term to me) and a new sim card needs to be installed before we go any further. He also smugly tells me that I basically can’t do what I want because the 6310i is a GSM phone and it is not compatible with my AT&T digital network. I ask him for advice and he states that I must switch to a GSM account. As my wife and I are with AT&T and it has been absorbed by Cingular, he advises that I switch to Cingular. Makes sense to me, but he can’t get me where I need to go because he can’t unlock my phone. So I move on without actually doing anything.
Thursday, March 10th – I drive to Agoura Hills to the Cingular store where I purchased my #2 son’s Razor last Christmas. After the very nice clerk there repeats the information I had gathered at my last stop, he tells me that he can unlock my 6310i and insert a sim card and “migrate” my service to Cingular, no problem. Alright! He begins the process, asking for my wife’s and my phone numbers. While typing away at his computer, his face falls. “Oh, I’m sorry. I can’t do this from here” “What do you mean?” I ask. He explains that because we are on a “business” account, he is locked out from accessing the necessary information. I ask “What now?” He says I will have to call Cingular directly. I still naively hope that I can take care of this in one stop, so I call from his store using my cell phone to migrate our service. Of course the reception in the store is horrible, but after 45 minutes of conversation with the Cingular rep, she informs me that she can’t finish the migration because her computer network is down that will allow her to access the business accounts! She tells me I will have to call back tomorrow. I gather pamphlets about Cingular’s “Family Plan”, which will enable me to consolidate all of our phones onto one account, thus reducing costs (hopefully) and paperwork. At least the guy in the store is able to unlock my old 6310i (for $35). I go home to lick my wounds.
Friday, March 11th – I call Cingular back, as requested. I spend well over two hours with a very patient and informative woman named “Tara”. We very carefully go over all of our existing services and she explains the benefits of the Cingular Family Plan as I look at the same on Cingular’s website. However she of course cannot access the information on the two T-Mobile accounts to determine the average usage on those phones or to determine when those contracts are up (or if there is a cancellation fee for leaving sooner). It is getting late (she was supposed to be off two hours earlier) and I now have further research to do with T-Mobile, so we agree that she will call me at 9am Monday to finish the order.
Saturday, March 12th – I call T-Mobile and in relatively short order find out that #1 son’s contract is in place until October 1st and that our daughter’s contract goes until December 27th. In each case there is a $200 cancellation fee to migrate to Cingular. I also find out their respective average usage and plans. At this point I realize that it makes sense to set up the family plan at Cingular with me, my wife and son #2, then add the other two kids one at a time as their T-Mobile contracts expire. I also buy the second used 6310i (which is locked, unfortunately) from my son’s girlfriend in eager anticipation of being able to finally get everything set up on Monday morning.
Sunday, March 13th – I do nothing related to this mess!
Monday, March 14th – Tara calls back as promised, albeit 30 minutes late. I start to tell her what my plan is after speaking with T-Mobile over the weekend, but she brings me up short with a new piece of unwanted news. She had hoped to be prepared to finish the migration for me, but she was told that this process would have to be handled by the “Blue Tiger Team”, due to the complexity and particular nature of this transaction. The Blue Tiger Team – I immediately conjure up images of unsmiling men in black uniforms outfitted with night-vision goggles and Uzis – “Step aside, ma’am, this is a matter for the Blue Tiger Team”. They won’t give her any more information and tell her that I must call them directly. I spend the rest of the day actually working for a living (I have to pay for these cell phones somehow), so I postpone calling the Blue Tiger Team until the next day. Meanwhile I have my handy assistant Nick drive over again to the Agoura Hills Cingular store to have the second 6310i unlocked (again, $35) and to buy two new Cingular sim cards.
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